Vut

Blame It On The Rain
Because it always seems to
Or rather the song...

T-Town

Single Steely String
That sent galaxies dancing
Off of their axes

French Toast

Dear Chicken Lady
You might look in the oven
Woo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hooooooooo

Silly Song

Dang me, Dang me, you
ought to take a rope and hang
me or maybe not...

GGGGGG

Sitting and hacking
Away at this typewriter
What am I writing?

Jobo Shankins

Instead of Shakins
Not that she stabs anyone
But it sounds better...

Maximum Security Prison

So I Poached and Egg
Silently, I ate it Whole
As the Spring Leaves blow

That Happened

Oud and Bass Banjo
Melody and Percussion
With no frets in sight

Ay yai yai

Chicken cat lady
White feathers atop skull cap
That voice over all

Dilemma...

Ye Olde Midi Drums
I think you can sound alright
Though you don't exist

BBB

On St. Paddy's Day
A fortuitous event
A long night ahead

Mumtaz

Was the phrase that pays
Tiny metal pucks sliding
Rarely stopping right

New Word

Pulchritudinous
A deceptive sounding word
Sneaky compliment

Peacocks

Choose your own ending:
Smash the guitar to pieces
or write a new song

Strings

Listen to their sound
They dont need our attention
To sing out it seems

24/7 Vision Quest

Time to deconstruct
"I do not mind what happens."
Sayeth the wise man

Epiphany

Not bending for me
But that's just beautiful
That's how it should be

The Hall of Presidents

Scary creations
With robotic Ben Franklin
Get back you monsters!

A Wish

A Foreigner's Life
Hopefully not as frantic
As the song I wrote

Early morning

Could not sleep today
Half-awake web updating
A dangerous plan

Post-Celebratory

Hello, Twentyten
We threw you a good party!
Paying for it now...

Preparation

Christmas Eve Haiku
So Santa, are you ready?
For a haiku slam

The True Name

Olympian Steel
Surveys all those around him
Finds little to like

The Wisdom of the Elderly

Watching autumn leaves
Sitting in the field I age
Shut it up, Old Man!

So True...

Five Syllables Here
And Seven Syllables Here
Five Syllables Here

High Art

Dakota Fanning
Al Pacino, Jim Carrey
Jeff Goldblum, Jet Li

Obfuscation

.....
.......
.....

The Great Paradox

Pinocchio sits
And yells, "Now my nose will grow!"
And then what happens?

Beige

Most common of all
Emotionally intense
If not other ways

Perrywinkle

Across Room Gazing
Eye contact just briefly made
Best to look away

a pleasantly unexpected ending

Suddenly sticky
The sad spider turns to me
and just says "True...true"

Apologizing to a lady

The poet does jest
Her feet are a paragon
Of podiatry

The greatest

YOU GO BOY
SLAM ATTACK
NOOO

Audioblog #11

Saucy 7/8
You caused me to break a string
During the solo

Breakfast

Eating at Gravy
A woman begins to weep
From the portion size

Meaning

25, 20
4, 7, 9, 24
And That's NumberWang!

Audioblog #9

Little sound nuggets
Don't hate me for playing you
Devoid of context

Runscript Killallhostiles

And who will explode
Upon my hasty command
The autumn leaves blow

Concert

Venetian Snares Show
Just like the Powers of Ten
But from songs to noise

Audioblog #8

Electric Freak Out
More like Shmelectric Shmreak Out
Hey hey, am I right?

Tragic reality

Bright city of books
I could get lost in you and
Die of exposure

The Haiku that sank New York

O! Little Pop Gun
You went Pop like such a Gun
'till the tether ball

Inspirational Message

Lying on his back
The mighty Tyrannosaur
Tea bags the heavens

Audioblog #7

Unfriendly guitar
Why are you so hard to play?
Jump little froggy

Audioblog #6

Working through those sounds
At least I can rip them off
Better than nothing

Pushing It...

103
707
205

Best New Resteraunt

Shiny value meal
Colonel Clary's Fish Bucket
Free side of goat cheese

Audioblog #4

Sequencing Programs
Give me too many options
I must use them all!

Audioblog #3

Dear Biondetta,
When plucked the strings make music
This is how it sounds

Classical haiku from the perspective of a bro

Going out clubbing!
My Bro rolling a fatty...
Hark! A blue jay calls

Later Today...

As I walk I say
"My skeleton is enough."
And then I implode

Blog #2

Ye olde Bass Banjo
Why does it refuse to be?
I'll give it no choice

Fall

All you wack bitches
Had best better be steppin'
The autumn leaves blow

Blog #1

Strep in Chisinau
Four minute guitar solo
Not much of a cure